Let Me In Your Window Bro

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

New employee orientation with the vampire

union organizing campaign with the vampire