kate

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

you know those posts where you see them and you know it's just a glimpse of the iceberg of discourse that the post is truly about

We have to destroy tiktok

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

Tom and Jerry

LOVE WON

stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your downfall 🙄

if i was there i could fix the suez canal

if I was there id make the situation worse. i dont care

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

world heritage post

can someone help me ID this bug? *posts a pic with the camera 6 feet above a bug the size of a fingernail*

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

so true best tits,, i mean uh 😳 *averts eyes from your big chonka honkas* bestie

I need to go get my ant spayed