Something Next to Normal

is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.

the more u watch the funnier it gets

I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

okay

what would you ladies like to drink?

orange soda please

i’ll have the strawberry soda

me too, strawberry soda

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

uranus

so relevant.