Petrichor

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

I would never get salmonella Because i am pure of heart

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

THE PENIS is the HARDEST BODY THING of the body...AND YET when it is KICKED OPEN... it. IT IS SUDDENLY WEAK.

Literally me and my best friend, we just follow each other around

my chest burns with hope I say as I suffer from heart attack

THE PENIS sorry I started laughing out loud at this and I can't continue the post

a sharpened banana could change the world

AGUHUHGUGHAH UUUUUUUUUUUauUUUUU

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow