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the only straight about me is STRAIGHT UP BITCH.

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i gotta help mum get the cat ready for the vet fuck i’ll be right back
cruel intentions → sentence meme
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
❝You amaze me.❞
❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
❝What shall we toast to?❞
❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
❝Tastes good.❞
❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
❝Are you a lesbian?❞
❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
❝I’m impressed.❞
❝Well, I’m in love.❞
❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
❝Fucking idiot…❞
❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
❝And how are things down under?❞
❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
❝ What are the terms?❞
❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
❝Why can’t we be together?❞
❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
❝I can be sexy!❞
❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
❝What happened to us?❞
❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
@keep-singingx ; cont. from ( ✖ ) !!
❝WOW, I NEVER actually thought i’d meet someone like me. true medium psychokinetics aren’t exactly common. you see your family, huh ?? i only see one family member; my great uncle. he’s still sassy, even in the spirit realm.❞

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he wears strength and darkness equally well ; that boy has always been HALF HEAVEN, HALF HELL.
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and I’ll use this website to generate a snapchat from my muse to yours
A 100 MOTHAFUCKAS CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’.
FULL NAME: jasper zachary newsom anarick. GENDER & SEXUALITY: male & asexual. PRONOUNS: he / him / his. ETHNICITY / SPECIES: english / human ( medium psychic ). BIRTHPLACE & BIRTHDATE: london, england / january 18th, 1998. GUILTY PLEASURES: n / a. PHOBIAS: trypophobia ( DON’T LOOK THIS UP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ), automatonophobia, nyctophobia, arachnophobia. WHAT THEY WOULD BE FAMOUS FOR: broadway, probably. WHAT HAVE THEY / WOULD THEY BE ARRESTED FOR: nothing. OC CHARACTER YOU SHIP THEM WITH: n / a. OC CHARACTER MOST LIKELY TO MURDER THEM: a lot, most likely. FAVORITE BOOK GENRE: horror. LEAST FAVORITE BOOK CLICHE: damsel in distress situations that involve a prince and princess. GIVE HIM HOMOSEXUAL KNIGHTS AND ROYALTY. TALENTS & / OR POWERS: medium psychokinesis ( ability to see, communicate and interact with those in the spirit world ). WHY SOMEONE MIGHT LOVE THEM: because he had a terrible childhood, he’s very empathetic and affectionate to damn near everyone. WHY SOMEONE MIGHT HATE THEM: he’s over-dramatic and takes everything literally. HOW THEY CHANGE: he slowly, like real slowly, lets go of his past as he ages. WHY YOU LOVE THEM: HE’S THE VERSION OF ME THAT I COULD NEVER BE.
“you are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”
LAST OF US SENTENCES, EVERYONE !!( accepting !! )@keep-singingx !!
❝THAT’S REAL OBVIOUS, isn’ it ?? don’t exactly have luck that’s ACE. i see DEAD PEOPLE.❞

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I’m so tired of having to be strong. Please, let me be vulnerable for once. Please tell me it’s ok to cry.
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I hope you remember what you did to me. I hope it eats you alive.
he wears strength and darkness equally well ; that boy has always been HALF HEAVEN, HALF HELL.
when ur sitting here with like four people in mind that u could use for ur fc including his current one f UCK

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i’m still laughing really hard bc i put ghost fight from undertale in the autoplay. IT’S SO FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS, OMG. BC ANI SEES GHOSTS AND NAPSTABLOOK IS A GHOST.
i have never heard of a murderer who was NOT AFRAID of a ghost …