My Zeitgeist

the face of a new man

lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like

Well shit

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

i can hear this

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

the last two comments are wlw-mlm solidarity

The salt inherent in this is delicious and makes my heart soar.

Love

Parks and wrecked

Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

shut the fuck up bitch

oh wait this is my post