don't quit before the miracle happens

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

dude so distraught he forgot his age

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

This is literally almost word for word what I used to say in high school to convince people I was straight. No one was even questioning me or cared I’d just start saying this out of nowhere to defend myself and everyone would look at me like girl…… whatever

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

ok computer show me men in pain

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now