don't quit before the miracle happens

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

God I want to get these weird ads. All I get is shitty ai girlfriend ones.

the fuckshark could probably be your shitty ai girlfriend if you play your cards right.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️