don't quit before the miracle happens

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

fifteen year anniversary

sixteen year anniversary

nineteen year anniversary

that man should NOT be at the club. send him to war

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

oh my god these are actually funny

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

i feel like courage the cowardly dog

dishonored is so fucking good man. god.