tall shark and handsome

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

im a meathead! [double peace signs] i love violence and combat more than anything else in the world

@stryfeposting

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

i KNOW that Gideon in face paint and full ninth robes was one of the hottest things Harrow had ever seen. stalking around Canaan just wanting to bite Gideon and shake her around like dog toy.

#harrow (no ulterior motives): and you MUST paint your face every day. in front of me. @theriverbeyond

last lines also revived a definite canonical memory of micro driving his whingy muscle-trade deluxe to the dentist like a genial jewish sugar daddy, but it also made me think of a seperate time where he's got his hands crammed into frank's mouth like a vet inspecting a dog and i can't remember if that one actually is canon or i've reached a point where i'm just creating false memories out of General Concepts That Give Me A Halfer.