tall shark and handsome

last lines also revived a definite canonical memory of micro driving his whingy muscle-trade deluxe to the dentist like a genial jewish sugar daddy, but it also made me think of a seperate time where he's got his hands crammed into frank's mouth like a vet inspecting a dog and i can't remember if that one actually is canon or i've reached a point where i'm just creating false memories out of General Concepts That Give Me A Halfer.

its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Wednesday devoured, Thursday all that remains.

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence