kalamity !! :D

I would give anything to be able to see how the world looks through the eyes of a mantis shrimp. it's been a deeply felt desire of mine for a very long time now and I will not know satisfaction until it is somehow requited

thank u this genuinely makes me less bummed abt not having shrimp vision

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

""fuck me" eye" and he's looking at a dying old man lmao