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I made a lil dude

it’s his birthday

#happy birthday #drawing #cute #dinosaur #babydinosaur

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I ended it with him.

I should just fucking end myself too.

sometimes bitches just need a FUCKIN HUG

it’s me. i’m bitches

he could at least pretend to care

#relationship #yellingmyfeelingsintothevoid #vent #sad thoughts

Mfs with that one permanent circular pink scar on their knee really had the best childhoods huh-

#knees #childhood #iykyk #if you know then you know #goodchildhood

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Tall guys with black hair who literally turn everything into a debate like if you agree

#tall guy #black hair #debating #hot male #like if you agree #mmph

When I was younger I always wanted to be the main character and now i’m having main character after problems without the plot conveniently fixing them and I would like to get off of this ride.

#main character #please stop #main character moment #i would like to get off of this ride #send help

Block cheese and ritz crackers are the best food ever change my mind

#ritz crackers #cheese #food #yummy

Opened up my computer intending to do homework but minecraft was open. Who am I to deny the will of the gods?

#minecraft #relateable #big mood #homework #don't procrastinate kids

Sometimes I shit so big i think yeah maybe I could do anal.

#random shit #nsft text #big mood

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My boyfriend can say he would Ryan Reynolds peg him ALL DAY but as soon as i say i wanna be stepped on by Lady Dimitrescu it’s a problem. Do better men.

#callout #ryan reynolds #lady dimitrescu #funny #boyfriend

#memes #dankest memes #fresh memes #funny #lol #trauma memes

I don’t care how many boyfriends I have or ever will, I will never get over JD from Heathers being fictional and not dating me

#heathers #musicals #jd heathers #im a simp #step on me #broadway

I have determined that I have the ability to draw things and send them to my boy via touch messages. This is unexplored territory

#boyfriend #girlfriend #relationship #cute #drawing #he looks so derpy

I cannot emphasize enough how much i

LOVE

FUCKING BUTTERED NOODLES

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Mom: does your face hurt from all that smiling?

Me, smiling so much my face hurts: no

#smile #funny #happy #in love

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Ideal transaction: someone comes to my house and listens to me talk about my problems. I pay them 20$. They leave and I never see them again.

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And don’t tell me that I need friends. The important part is that I never see them again.

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Maybe they could just die, that would be fantastic.

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