silliest little fella you'll meet

BETTER MAN (2024)

They silenced you, Dean. 

Jesse - probably the first few pages, skims it for sermons, maybe knows a few quotes off-hand, knows the general order of events 4/10

Judy - tried to read it once to show up her brothers and got bored immediately, but does know more hymns and psalms than Jesse and Kelvin 4/10

Kelvin - probably read through a whole version of a Bible for kids when he was young, remembers bits and pieces, but always pulls from it for his youth group 6/10

Eli - has definitely read through it, likely more than once, and can pull quotes without looking 8/10

Baby Billy - I want to say that there’s no way but he did make Bible Bonkers, so he at least looked up enough stuff to make his prototype 2/10

Amber - has read through it and can quote it, probably has a verse as her phone lockscreen and has Bible discussions with a group of her friends 8/10

BJ - has not read it all the way through but looked up ‘important chapters of the Bible to know’ before meeting Eli for the first time, maybe does some research about interpretations in his spare time 2/10

Keefe - read through the whole thing within the first year of knowing Kelvin and took notes to ask Kelvin about, DEFINITELY read all of the Kelvin Gemstone Prism edition 9/10

Gideon - read a few verses when he was younger, has now read through most of it, maybe skipped around a bit 7/10

"Back up off me, son, if you know what's good for you."

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