Somethin' witty here

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

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hehe here you go

[in Slovak] "good day."

[in Czech] "sorry, I don't understand Slovak"

[in Czech now] good day. [literally one letter of difference]

[in British] "good day"

[in Australian] "sorry, I don't understand British"

[in Australian now] "good day" [literally just contracted 'good']