it's shithead

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

Though I am realistic about the misery in the world, I refuse to lose sight of hope.

A baby laughed for the first time today, their parents have no idea why, but they still thought it was the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen. A teenager just kissed their crush and they are happier than ever. A puppy was cuddled and they felt safe. A person was hugged and they felt relief because they are being supported. Someone took a funny picture of their cat and shared it online because they believe their cat is precious. Someone finally achieve a long-sought goal, even if no one else recognizes how hard it was for them, they still feel on top of the world. Someone is singing in the street while listening to music in their headphones without noticing. People watched the sunset and thought it was magical even though they see the same sunset everyday. Someone tried to help. Someone tried to be kind. Someone tried to save a life. We try. We keep trying. We save the world (and ourselves) bit by but, every single day. And that’s where hope lives: in trying.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question

“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr

If my friend's ocs have 100 fans I'm one of them if my friend's ocs have 10 fans I'm one of them if my friend's oc have 1 fan that's me if my friend's ocs have no fans that means I'm no longer in this world

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years