youre telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

Awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward..............................

Maybe İ should smoke a cigarette maybe that would fix all my problems

@karlspoppers

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

I know the invitation said "nobody can come" but I'm actually very hurt that none of you showed up for my edging party. I thought the word play was obvious.

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that