:O!

So, due to some bullshit rumors, my mother’s business has lost 400 customers. My mom does an online business in bath and body (occasionally wax) and was accused of stealing a recipe of a close friend. There’s no evidence to back up these claims, but even still, you all know how people will just follow the herd.

But this poses a great problem with us - this means my mom, her husband, and I could potentially lose our home entirely. I’m trying to find work, as on top of things, I’m expecting my girlfriend to be coming to live with us by the beginning of next month.

I’m sorry I’m asking you all for this, but could you at least check out my mom’s shop, and purchase/promote whatever you can for us?

We NEED this business desperately, it’s all we have until I can find a way to get some work

You can find my mom’s shop here

50 Shades of Abuse Flyer - Canada

Use, redistribute, print. 

it is the worst possible introduction to BDSM i could imagine

just

fucking

drop

some fucking

knowledge on you right now.

Wanna know the BDSM mantra? Safe, sane, consensual.

So let me explain why this book was devoid of all three of these things.

Safe - In the first few chapters of the novel, Christian Grey tracks Ana’s cell phone to find her at a club. Takes her home when she’s drunk, changes her when she’s so intoxicated she doesn’t remember him doing so,and informs her he will be keeping tabs on her for her own benefit. This is not the behaviour of a respectable Dominant. This is the behaviour of a power hungry, abusive asshole who really can’t take no for an answer.

Sane - One of the most important parts of BDSM is aftercare. Scenes can be extremely traumatizing and intense for the submissive. Aftercare is anything from petting to cuddling to holding to sweet talking, whatever degree of gentleness a bottom would need to pull them out of “subspace”. How does Christian provide aftercare? He submits Ana to a traumatizing first time spanking experience AND THEN FUCKING LEAVES. AND GETS MAD THAT SHE DIDN’T TELL HIM SHE WAS UPSET. He’s the one who should fucking know better! That, again, is not the act of a responsible Dominant. It’s the act of a selfish abuser.

Consensual - Did I mention he undressed her when she was belligerently drunk? Tracked her phone to locate her? He also buys her a new car despite her saying no countless times. Now, consent is important for any kind of sexual activity at all. Consent means informed, consent means enthusiastic. Informed, enthusiastic consent. This is crucial in a BDSM setting. Scenes can be extremely intense, especially for the bottom. What is Christian’s form of obtaining consent? Handing Ana a fucking contract highlighting all the things he wants to do her asshole and asking her to sign it. She was a virgin (Don’t even get me fucking started.) who had never before been exposed to BDSM. Entering in that kind of relationship takes a gargantuan amount of trust and knowledge so you know exactly what you’re getting into. Not reading a list of kinks on a piece of paper and signing your rights to say no away. Christian didn’t offer her resources, he didn’t offer her information. He gave her an ultimatum. That is not the sort of consent a responsible Dom/me would seek from their submissive.

Artist Credits

Featuring over sixty artists, our first official lyricstuck is finally here.  Sometimes the road was bumpy, but everyone came together and did a really awesome job.  Thank you all for your patience and hard work!  Let’s make the next one even better!

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Officer Jabberjaw might have caught me selling product