genius billionaire playgirl philanthropist

The comments on this poet are filled with white nerds being misogynistic lmao, surprise

EVEN HITLER HAD A WIFE

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

PLEASE tell me what game this is

IF i’m correct the game’s called カニノケンカ which is like…Fight Crab basically. the dev also made this game where you become various sea creatures and shoot lasers 

the first rule of fight crab is we don’t talk about fight crab

Oops, I accidentally reblogged this again.

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”