my closet of skeletons

Yes, thank you. And the assumption we are supposed to make is that no one has so much as asked about this or even noticed that Alastor slowed down at all except to decide that he must be being difficult on purpose. Alastor, a person that they all live with, full time. Who is also carrying physical evidence of the fact that he lost a fight badly in his hands at all times in the form of his staff, which has been visibly cut in half and stuck back together.

This is a level of "not noticing shit by accident" that crosses over to reckless disregard on the part of everyone at the hotel. I'm laughing right now because I've got to find this funny or it's just gonna make me sad.

Also, Lucifer didn't just call him lazy. Lucifer called him useless, to his face, for having to flee from combat -- against a higher-order angel who objectively outmatched sinners by his divine composition -- in order to not be killed a second time on the spot. And I don't mean that was implied. It was said. Out loud. Basically in those words. Lucifer was like haha, you're a useless person who isn't contributing anything because you couldn't win a fight against someone who is by divine ordinance stronger than you.

nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

Drew some art inspired by @duckiewashere ‘s fic “all sharks go to heaven”

While she's definitely somebody who feels like a failure a lot and obsesses over her mistakes (some of which have indeed been deeply consequential), she has not ever lived the specific type of 'life of sin' that brought a lot of sinners down to Pentagram.

When she cites random Christian values to adhere to for redemption, then she does so as someone who's never lived in a world where adherence to those values was a make-it-or-break it problem.

The most notable example of this is her attitude towards sexuality whenever she tries to list off redemption-facilitating traits:

Honestly, I don't think she even truly believes in this herself. She's clearly not keeping herself virginal until her wedding night.

But there's some assumptions about what Virtue(TM) is that live unchallenged in her head and that she keeps unthinkingly pushing on her friends as harmless short-cuts, without having any first-hand experience with the realities that shaped these traits in them.

The show has confronted this a little with her initial cluelessness towards Valentino's abuse, but it's a fairly persistent quirk that has a lot of interesting character-building potential.

Charlie is fundamentally a kind person who changes people around her for the better, but she also has a lot of completely unexamined ideas of what 'good' even means stuck in her head and unknowingly keeps hurting others with that inexperience.

poem included in case anyone wanted to read