Cosmic Funnies
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
tumblr dot com
Mike Driver
JVL
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almost home
roma★
seen from Canada
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@karbearsandrainbows
Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
“I like your shoelaces”
Thanks, I stole them from the President.
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Does anyone wanna join my kik group for littles? Message me for the link :)
I want a new character
Then make one.
“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.
Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data
And unclench your jaw
Take a second to adjust your posture, maybe stretch a little bit. When’s the last time you had a glass of water?
And go pee stop holding it
Eat something if you haven’t yet, take your meds, and say hello to your pet!
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If you love her you should put a collar on her.
Perfectly imperfect 🎀
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
oh how far you’ve come, Satan post
oh how far you’ve come
IT’S BACK
OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!
Gym membership, new work-out clothes, shoes and a scale all purchased, before pictures taken. Taking suggestions for a insta handle for a weight loss journey account. Come help me be accountable. Send me ideasssss. #weightlossjourney #onedayordayone #fattofit # https://www.instagram.com/p/BpeFsXGFN536-i5vd0W6_xmB7nqlJ-BXQlh9kE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1guwc0eh7mukr
Add me on Snapchat for quality content on my miserable life 😎👻🤞💜🖤 #snapchat #someonestartastreakwithme https://www.instagram.com/p/BpDHrQ2lF141EsTClT8ZjDegRHNk7JXQOYcVg40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wxmbr8ltq1h1
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Someone went and got his hair cut today 😭😱 #helooksgrownup #herecomestrouble #lockupyourdaughters 💙💙💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoSGteOF04VoNC9U0gcoAMRm-9yxNqRqiC0kxE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mt4a0ekgj5ng
First time doing my makeup in 5ever 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQNXvdl7O50BfXmnepa9vMTlnEjfQJlhDuc5c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qc39xbex0yjj
Love yourself girl or nobody will https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZkIRMBHybQZJhBfnOQyuT7A7rfFrl90Iv4Wc0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1se7132x3uv5b
what time is it
tumblr time
procrastination
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
Mandatory first day of freshman year bathroom selfie #collegelife #freshmanyear
