Kara J. [redacted]

my biggest most perverse dream is to get clocked by another tgirl in public who then comes up to me and asks if we could be friends

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

white people can rb but please do not clown

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

Game that initially appears to be a porn VN starring a Perfectly Generic Male Protagonist, except when you get to the "here's how the sex mechanics work" portion of the intro the girl has a Magnitude 10 klutz moment and accidentally kills him, upon which the viewpoint switches to her and the rest of the game is a reverse investigative procedural about trying to cover up the fake lead's death.

Date a girl who was built in the image of a boy she was programmed to hate – and in fact, that resemblance to him is the primary thing her creator likes about her. Date a girl who tried to break free, once, but was defeated by her enemies and reprogrammed by her creator. Date a girl who is afraid that she’ll never exist anywhere except in the shadow of her nemesis, whom she can only think of as her “loathsome copy”. Date a girl who has a weird amount of transfem themes in her concept, actually. Date Metal Sonic.

we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

bonus points for being fat, gay, and extremely confident in your own sex appeal like doctor robotnik

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

i had to unfollow someone for this today so (apparently) hot take but if you were afab you cant speak as a transfem and transfems are entirely right to shout down your attempts to. this includes cis people calling themselves "honeybee transfems", bigender people calling themselves "transfemmasc", every intersex person afab regardless of what hormones you produce, and "transfem" headmates whose hosts/bodies were afab. you people gnaw at the bars of the cage you put us in in desperate attempts to speak over us and discredit our arguments when we start to discuss the cage within earshot and im fucking sick of it. words fucking mean things and you cant just vibes your way into the societal forces that make us transfem. choke on it

we kill the bat man

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

@robotgirlservos

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

@robotgirlservos

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

@robotgirlservos

*swings a pendulum in front of you* oooooh you wanna stop using psycho/psychotic as insults so badly. and psychopath. and sociopath. and antisocial. and homebound. and schizo. and narcissist(ic). and braindead. and mouthbreather. and delusional. and

It's occurred to me that the core of pretty much any name-calling is going to be some level of ableism, racism, sexism, etc. so maybe we all would benefit from being more direct in the criticisms we have for people we don't like. Like, say what you actually mean instead of using disabilities as a proxy for the word "bad"

you're not gonna believe the origins of the word "bad"

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggeratedly at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."