A return to form

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

the calm before the storm

this caption has no business being that funny

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

this is exactly what intrusive thoughts are like

this song sounds fucking awesome

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

apparently Doki Doki Literature Club is one of those “just fuckin play it and read NOTHING ABOUT IT” games so i’ll probably check that out

Master of Shuppets™

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

Look it you @justanothernerdyroleplayer

@siriusly-not-over-remus why is this you???on so many levels

I have been told it changes when you reblog it.  I’m scared.  I feel like I can already relate to it, I don want it to change.  

Pffffft

Me to anyone

nice

Oh no