If there's hope, then let's move.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead

guys this is a post about using storytelling to come to terms with the finality and irreversibility of death by creating fantastic worlds in which death is neither final nor irreversible and then affirming that it is anyway

the color pink has always been there 4 me

the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time

bro i could eat like 3 mcdonalds BURGER right now. sorry. maybe ill just leave…

honestly my advice to anyone whining about how hard it is to let go of Harry Potter. Shut the fuck up and go read some Discworld youll get your fix of goofy-ass british wizards but like its actually good and interesting and written with even a modicum of empathy