Thank my Lucky Stars

I can’t believe they gentrified the fish and chips

Look I'm not saying your fursonas and animal-girls need to be strictly based on the reality of the real-world animals, but if you design a "cow girl" and she's thin, you have fundamentally misunderstood what cows are.

But if you dream of seven of them coming out of a river, you should probably tell someone.

like, i've said this before -- remember when the big cultural event was the hbomberguy james somerton video? -- that's like, in the imagination of anyone who thinks that copyright law '''protects creators''', surely the most clear-cut use case imaginable, where a guy straightforwardly and blatantly plagiarised people and made huge amounts of money off it. and did copyright law stop him? no! people knew he'd been plagiarising them for years and the only thing that made him stop was a youtuber with a bigger audience dropping a vigilante video essay on his head

several people who he was shown to be--again, very unequivocally and shamelessly!--plagiarising from were asked 'hey, are you planning to sue' and they all said something along the lines of 'no, i don't have the money and even if i did the rights to that article belong to the website that i wrote it for that went under five years ago'

People talk about Lolita like Humbert Humbert is a conflicted and dichotomous character and then you read the actual book and he's like "I love lying to people for fun and getting lost in flights of wild imagination and making things up and telling falsehoods. Also I look like a bunch of movie stars and every woman in the stories I tell thinks I'm darkly handsome."

the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.

lowkey this blood transfusion shit easy as hell

HI THIS IS FALSE there’s info in the notes

the info in the notes is wrong, it's true and so is the part about the first transfusion

I love that you're not spreading misinformation and that you phrased it in a funny way but man I was hoping to get Rick rolled

for what it's worth, I can still do that too

Boss I'm sorry to inform you that link just sends me tk the main page of tumblr and asks for a login

edited! it should work correctly now. sorry about that

It still proken

forgot to edit it on this post, but now it should work. give it a try and let me know if that fixed it

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

Why didn't the guy just make his own damn painting at this point

gamers say GG after a game because all gamers like to be called "good girl" when they play well

the fact that the bourgeoisie often display class solidarity and have a set of shared class interests doesn't mean they can be treated as one undifferentiated agent -- and i think doing so will make you produce some very confusing and strange analyses of what's happening in the usa right now, which is imo one faction of an intrabourgeoisie power struggle emerging triumphant and benefiting themselves to the detriment of the class and us imperial project as a whole

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

imagine being at a funeral and you see one of the personnel pull out their phone with a mild air of urgency and they open tumblr and you just watch them type "it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware" hit post and put their phone away like everything is normal

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real