ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

y'all remember when we glomped?

kind of a milf. reblog

I bought a planner to get organized. First thing I wrote in it was “cry.” Then I think I missed that appointment too.

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

Cheat meals are just you having a one-night stand with the old you. And honestly? The sex was good.

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.

I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.

Autism? Transgender? Non Binary? General self esteem issues? Who knows!