Daily Brainrot

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

For those who celebrate

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Diagnosed with Bullshit

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable