Kangapoo

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

I feel like the world has gotten collectively dumber in the past 5 years there has to be an event somewhere we can trace and directly link to these developments maybe someone turned a microwave in a way that they shouldn’t have I don’t know I just know something happened

If you’re ever feeling down, just pull up google maps, zoom in on England and start looking at all the place names.

the joy of aprons is wiping your hands down your entire front with literally NO consequences

y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(

why do all ducks look so holdable

they're made to be held by water . and nature's most comfortable crevices. to be round means to be perfect for earth to cradle you

This makes me perceive my own shape in a more favorable light thank you

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

ash never said that please delete this picture