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@kallamities
Hi, I'm Kal (they/ve/it)!
I'm really into Cookie Run Kingdom, Deltarune, and Pokemon at the moment! I am currently working on an au for CRK actually :D
My blog is currently kind of a mess; as I continue to post more I'll add the tags I primarily use up here!
#defying fate au is my crk swap au! It's swapping Truthless Recluse with Adlib and Sage of Truth with Viri. The au intro post is linked here.
Also heads up, I am very CRK critical, so be warned!
my ao3 is here
my artfight is here
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And then there were two
Have some redesign I did of some of my favorite CRK characters, specifically for a couple of years in the future, post DEC (I'm ignoring 15 and whatever is happening after that)
reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real
You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.
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no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not
he’s an angel with a…no way…..
+ bonus doodles
oh dang the most important review of all just came in
The concept of PV going to the banquet in aus is fun to explore and seems interesting but I think the problem is when people can’t acknowledge that it wouldn’t happen in canon at all , and to some degree some people undermine Lily’s role in staring the whole Crk main storyline
Mr. “I genuinely believe the witches are forces of good and created us so that we can live happy lives, also I haven’t ever pondered as to why cookies were made because that has been my belief my entire life” Pure Vanilla Cookie wouldn’t go to the witches banquet as he is already satisfied with the reason he believes why cookies were made ,
and to be honest this doesn’t even seems to be his own personal belief it seems to be the overall general consensus on Earthbread that the witches are good and the people who do question them aren’t a lot in number
Plus if I am not wrong him being kinda clueless about the world even tho he is the holder of the light of truth is an intentional writing decision that’s supposed to show irony ? I think
Also I don't think that Pure Vanilla would've came back as Dark Enchantress or anything. I think he would've just died. Like actually died
NOBODY MOVE
WE JUST GOT SOME GRAPHIC NOVEL PREVIEWS FROM DANA'S IG
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GUYS HOLY SHIT
GUYS HOLY SHIT
GUYS HOLY SHIT
"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.
i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.
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I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products
Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive
there's this book written in the 1870's by an abolitionist minister, Moncure D. Conway, and I find it super interesting. it's called 'Demonology and Devil-lore', and it's basically this guy's theories as to how various deities evolved. keep in mind this is all just a single dead dude's opinions, so a big spoonful of salt is required, but he says that older deities (like Old Testament God) rarely have a clear split between good/bad, and can deliver both with the same hand, and that the later splitting of good vs evil (like New Testament God, who's quite a bit nicer) can sometimes be attributed to politics. because if you're attempting to use religion as a form of control, it's better to position your guy as the Good guy. and he goes over how various demons are just the bastardized remnants of gods from conquered/colonized religions that have been swallowed by christianity, and then makes an attempt to exhaustively categorize them by type (this is where the book gets a bit dull. as an aside, this guy would have loved Pokemon.)
anyway, it got me thinking about how religious syncretism would work in a world where gods were REAL, and so that became the subplot of The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo.
it's set in 'fantasy Britain', which is a land that has experienced wave after wave of conquest and colonization. about mid 1500's, so we've had the Bell Beaker people, the Celts, the Romans, all the way to the current spread of Christianity, sorry, I mean The Goddess of the Resurrection. and she has to ability to literally demonize worshippers of other religions (which is why there's so many fun animal-people hybrids around), which makes it mentally easier for the crusaders of the Goddess to mop them up. easier to kill people if you don't see them as people.
her ultimate goal in all this is to swallow up all the gods she can and incorporate them into herself, because that's just what every god wants as part of their life cycle. and she's had great success, so far!
tl;dr The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo might be an isekai yaoi monsterfucking book, but I couldn't have done it without minister Moncure Daniel Conway and his autism-fuelled theory book.
