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A bit sweaty after a long hike in hot and humid weather.

A hot tubby for a hot chubby. Literally, I was sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo.

A much needed chunk-dunk. 🛁

Flexing my fat for that Fauci Ouchie #1

Couch cuddlz

After losing her in-bed snuggling privileges for being kind of an asshole, Kollette is back and enjoying the snuggz with daddy. #daddybear #dogdad #beard #belly #chubby #thedogfartediswear

Kollette had her first official bath! She got a few treats and I got a scratches, but overall it was a success!

‘night, y’all.

Beautiful day for a hike and to take the new sweatpants for a spin. Yes, I’m in “pants.” #shethicc #billygoatsscruff #mustbejellycausejamdontshakelikethat #idonthinkyourereadyforthisjelly #swestpantsarenotpants

When you’re just trying to take a shower, but housekeeping says it’s a cute pic. #nofilter

Can’t believe you’re not allowed to test out the shower before you buy it. Now Home Depot won’t let me back in the store. #ithinkyourdadislost #nofilter

Last ride of the season. It was a nice chilly cruise before I put the Bird in its cage. #64Tbird #10poundsina5poundsack #ladieshitonmeatthegasstation #wrongtreebutthankyou

Did some hiking today. Just doing bear stuff at one of my resting stops.

My tank top brings all the boys to the trail...

Coach says “let’s stretch, boys!”