how do you feel about gabriel edega being in the lineup for tumblr sexyman 2026
I think they're wrong and it should've been mark booker
HEY I'll have you know that Edega also counts as a DILF with like 3 asterisks. He's like uh the lower end of middle aged and that definitely appeals to some people!!! Ignore the fact that he has no fatherly aura otherwise...
Joking aside, I'm the main reason Edega is even in this competition. I ended up making Edega's sexypedia page roughly 2 to 3 weeks after I finished the game. When I saw that people needed to suggest characters to be in the sexyman competition I jumped at the opportunity and started advertising the form to others. Campaigning works I guess, he ended up making the cutoff for contestants pretty easily.
Now, Mark may be sexy, but there is in fact a clean difference between being a sexy man (with the space) and being a sexyman (without the space). I'd argue that Mark fits the former but not the latter. Mark (un?)fortuantely is not morally questionable enough for him to qualify as a sexyman.
What a fucking paragraph. Anyways #voteedegafor2026sexyman
SO YOU'RE THE CULPRIT 🫵
hehe but seriously I fuckin adore how dedicated you + this entire fandom is, I never expected it to be referenced in a tumblr sexyman contest of all things, especially since the motivation is just to get eyes on the game (for good reason it needs to be talked about more)
Rhythm doctor fandom, never doubt yourselves, every single one of you is so cool and sexy 🫰
Also I just love Mark and want more content for him I need that man carnally
















