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sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

My understanders will Understand me

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

realizing how stupid the vast majority of people are is really scary. is anyone else scared

You know how many people questioned me gendering the penis as a girl? You know how many self described trans allies called it a "male organ" to my face? You'd be surprised how prevalent transmisogyny is in even the most mundane of situations and posts.