Eat What You Want

So I was scratching my girlfriend’s back and I decided to write ‘will you marry me’ on her back and as I was writing it she interrupted me and said yes I’ll marry you and my heart died… so guys, that’s how I proposed to my girlfriend

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

If it wasn’t for the iPhones I’d guess the wrong era

Lunch ideas

@magicalmissb I thought of you!

Needed this!

This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway

Where was this post all my life?

I needed this so bad

bye im……..

Omg

Omg! 😍❤️

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

this is the most glorious thing I’ve seen all day 

This made me v happy

The most painful and slowest death is to live.

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn