I love homestuck. Homestuck raised me. I will never suggest someone read it. I cant even tell you the whole plot. I know the whole plot by heart. Homestuck is vile. Homestuck is perfect. Homestuck is so bad. Homestuck was revolutionary for me. Homestuck changed the course of my life. I will never talk about it unless under extreme circumstances. Its funny. It influenced my grammer. I dont think about homestuck. I Always think about homestuck. Please talk to me about homestuck. Never talk to me about homestuck. I spent a year of my life terrified that I was going to be struck down for saying Jegus. I never got struck down. I am powerful with this knowledge. I am weakened by this knowledge. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I would not choose it again if the situation were different. It would have chosen me anyway. Read homestuck. Don't think about homestuck.

you’re in his DMs I’m in the DSM

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

he didnt get top surgery, he simply tied his chest to an open door with floss and slammed it closed

this post has left the circle of people who know that its about grunkle stan

Like with the Texas site, it is more effective to make fake but not immediately obvious fake complaints. Bee movie scripts will be ignored/sifted easily.

i love callout posts so much. the blood sweat tears and obsession that go into making one, the passion intermingling with pain and genuine hurt, google docs decked out in all their color-coded glory, painstakingly archived screencaps of incriminating posts long deleted, headers and subheadings for each shameful -ism, all so that i can look at it and say “these are the dumbest, most invalid feelings anyone has ever had” and close the window