blue b0t

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

Mine was a sphere

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

I've mostly been playing mine in beach volleyball and not gonna lie it hasn't gone very well

likely because volleyballs are notoriously terrible LARP partners

One day I will break that shell of romantic brooding silence that surrounds their tormented, tragic souls.

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel