Your heart is mine.

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

id fuck him

I’d fuck him too

Love wins

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

please let me into the labyrinth i prommy i won’t fuck the minotaur

Not falling for that one again

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

THIS

Reblog every time

HOLY SHIT

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

PSA you don’t have to be a jock to be a werewolf, there’s nothing innately jock about having the spirit of the wolf.

Wow why are littles so weird

just chilling and thinking about moth miku…

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

:3

BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP

NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP

this show made me so fucking uncomfortable 

oh my goodness, you are stunning!