Get Wrecked You Bad Kids

NO ONE is doing it like my chemical romance. releases a new single out of nowhere after over six years, absolutely no buildup or promotion, and it's six minutes long exactly. and it SLAPS

i think lauren lopez as draco malfoy was a revolutionary role in musical theater

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

Sometimes i need to pretend like I’m being held at gunpoint just to fold laundry

Pro tip: if you don’t have any sage just repeatedly scream ‘fuck off’ until the negativity goes away

is this shane madej?

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[image id: picture of a sign with three pieces of paper taped over it so the sign reads “die cry hate.” /end id]

I feel like these things are extremely important for young artists to see.

i'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*