(After)life of a Ghost

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

A dead reckoning if you will.

These could be Jojo plots

ouroboros friendship necklace. for that special someone in your life who both completes and destroys you whenever you're together.

[Image description: A black and white drawing of two intertwined snakes, each biting on the tail of the other. Text in Impact font above and below the snakes reads "Who wants to be ourobesties". End description.]

ouroboros friendship necklace. for that special someone in your life who both completes and destroys you whenever you're together.

[Image description: A black and white drawing of two intertwined snakes, each biting on the tail of the other. Text in Impact font above and below the snakes reads "Who wants to be ourobesties". End description.]

Monet’s House - Giverney, France

sad that no one posts their fandom playlists with beautifully photoshopped cover art and fancy formatted track lists anymore. that was a whole genre of post. dead and gone

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

#I’m presenting you with a dilemma

Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words “heaven is so racist”? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

bill and ted learn the word “gender presentation” and get stressed out because they think they need to give a presentation on their genders

Assigned at birth!? Ohhh nooo My dude do you think they take late submissions?