MODERN WOMAN

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

grocery shopping with friends is the purest form of bonding you can do w someone

love this

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

damn wtf happened in frozen 2