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every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

Absolutely necessary*

This is the fucking best

If those eyes are jigglin gtfo

when u get close to someone n u just think ‘i wonder when they will leave’ and ‘it’s gonna rly hurt when they do’

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

*I get sucked into the jumanji game board but I’m fine because I’m not weird about it*

The idea that you should model your life after what brings YOU joy, rather than what society/people think should bring you joy, is an act of rebellion.

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

This is. The greatest moment. In television history.