Swampshit

I have GOT to stop spending $30

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Lemme tell you, the executive is very much disfunctioning today

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

if you don't have water on standby when you're going to bed, you're doing it wrong. and if I can be brutally honest you suck at bedtime