winker? i hardly know 'er

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

Okay new rule for David Stearns. No guys who’ve played for the brewers in the last three years unless their name is Tyrone Taylor.

this dumbass forgot to factor in the devil magic to his statistical models. Point and laugh!

bengee kneeling on the railing

Devin tried to make cookies but made a bunch of noise, triggered some smoke alarm and just put the speaker volume up too high. Now the whole bullpen is up trying to shut down the mixer that feels possessed and won’t turn off, the Spotify that is lagging and doesn’t pause so you just hear Mo Bamba at volume 100.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

Haha yeah good joke guys letting the Braves get back in it with six runs and the winning run in scoring position just to get the out at the last possible moment. All according to plan. Just playing a prank on our rivals we meant to do that

This prank never gets old.

You just split a series with the 2026 Mets EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

Devin Williams gave up those runs on purpose he was like I want to ruin this 22 year old pitchers day in extras #fuckthemkids #longgame

Having no sports knowledge is actually “fans of my rival teams” culture believe it or not

Anyway it’s truly fine if you don’t care for like tactical talk or analytical plays in sports but everyone gas got to stop equating that with being a woman. For gods sake manny machado is out here saying he hates analytics it’s not a female thing you just don’t like statistics and that’s fine many male fans also don’t and they talk about how they don’t like it constantly we don’t need to get in the gender essentialism about it

Pat verbeek just gave aj Greer a contract for over 4 million dollars for four years and a no trade clause they don’t understand the players either

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

Everything about Josh naylor is explained when you remember he’s one of three brothers who grew up playing hockey in the GTA. Once you realize that you understand how a person would be playing with fire and knives are part of a prank