winker? i hardly know 'er

Put dodgers stadium in the ocean #PutDodgersStadiumInTheOcean

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

Okay new rule for David Stearns. No guys who’ve played for the brewers in the last three years unless their name is Tyrone Taylor.

this dumbass forgot to factor in the devil magic to his statistical models. Point and laugh!

bengee kneeling on the railing

Devin tried to make cookies but made a bunch of noise, triggered some smoke alarm and just put the speaker volume up too high. Now the whole bullpen is up trying to shut down the mixer that feels possessed and won’t turn off, the Spotify that is lagging and doesn’t pause so you just hear Mo Bamba at volume 100.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

Haha yeah good joke guys letting the Braves get back in it with six runs and the winning run in scoring position just to get the out at the last possible moment. All according to plan. Just playing a prank on our rivals we meant to do that

This prank never gets old.

You just split a series with the 2026 Mets EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

Devin Williams gave up those runs on purpose he was like I want to ruin this 22 year old pitchers day in extras #fuckthemkids #longgame

Having no sports knowledge is actually “fans of my rival teams” culture believe it or not