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imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

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lenn-ey

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

sawed-on-shotgun

the human body when you use it and exist in it

power-handmaiden

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

kidzbopdeathgrips

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

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jesterbots

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

dollbandcry

robot girlfriend asking what im doing but im too busy fondling her amazing digital circuits to respond

necromancelena

im so fucked im so doomed i dont wanna eat eggs and stuff this sucks

necromancelena

oh thank goodness

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

kingfucko

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

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doctrowho

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

heart--pirates

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

swagophile

i have small boobs + butt and i'm a being composed entirely of ill intent and malevolent thought. do You still find me sexy ?

fishing-princess

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

leftcosine

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

humanfist

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

pendulousbunnyudders

ur just jealous that the vampire queen likes how i look in her long dead daughters childhood clothes

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pansyfemme

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

crimewave420

stitch incoming

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