Yeowch!

Quismos?

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can't be arsed

the thing about cowboys. is that I have feelings for them

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

I have sex with you a lot in my head.

"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

the inherent whatever of anything

Seriously so haunting when an adult is proud of not liking vegetables

this is indistinguishable from something my  90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator