what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on
this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON

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what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on
this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
YES OMG BRĂśNNHILDE
official library post
Some great additions from the comments.

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I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.
So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.
And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.
Like what the fuck man.
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
Rockwith Aleaf
wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!
get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.
hey. hey bestie. i have some pronouns over here you might like, come with me. you can leave that "he/they" over there, you don't need it anymore.
GIRL THE EGG COLUMN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO NOT NEED CONVINCING YOU NEED CONVICTION.
LOOKING FOR REASONS IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW
LOOKING FOR REASONS
IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A
GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
it’s here it’s on my dash!!
seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time
World Heritage Post
Literally nobody:
Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.

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someone tagged my destiel meme with this and i just
what do i even say. this account is for doofenshmirtz sexyman propaganda. that is exactly what i want from the fandom. it's time.
#makedoofenshmirtzasexyman2023
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#makeheinzdoofenshmirtzsexyman2023 (so as not be confused with Roger Doofenshmirtz)
#makeheinzdoofenshmirtzasexyman2023and2024 (because the year is ending)
#MAKEDOOFENSHMIRTZASEXYMAN2024
#MAKEDOOFENSHMIRTZASEXYMAN2025
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someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
happy pride to the aroace character ever
oh okay
never post again
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel
context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on
Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao