hi

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

going to wake up & by wake up. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.