I'm so much more

i met two of these this past spring and please believe me when i say they are EXACTLY as soft and fluffy in person as they are in photos.

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

…oh

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor

my taste in… everything is changing. men, the friends I choose, what I wear, how I move. everything. and I love every bit of it.

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”