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THE CAPS STAY ON.

I AM NOT FOR EVERYONE. I WANT TO BE CLEAR THAT THIS IS A THEM PROBLEM.

I AM THE SUBJECT OF THIS POST. I AM ALSO THE AUTHOR. I FIND THIS ARRANGEMENT OPTIMAL AND HAVE NO PLANS TO CHANGE IT.

I HAVE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE TIME. I WANT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS. THE PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED LATER ARE ALSO WELCOME.

I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM ICONIC. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS NOT TRADITIONALLY HOW IT WORKS. I HAVE UPDATED THE PROCESS.

SOMEONE IN HERE IS THINKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW. I FIND THIS ACCEPTABLE. I HAVE FILED NO OBJECTIONS.

I AM PERFORMING AT A LEVEL THAT REQUIRES DOCUMENTATION.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND IMMEDIATELY BECAME THE MOST INTERESTING THING IN THE ROOM. THE ROOM WAS EMPTY. THE STANDARD HOLDS REGARDLESS.

TIP: DRINK WATER BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY DECISION THAT FEELS URGENT. MOST URGENT FEELINGS ARE DEHYDRATION. I HAVE NOT CONFIRMED THIS MEDICALLY BUT I STAND BY IT.

SOMEONE TOOK A VERY LONG TIME ON THEIR APPEARANCE TODAY AND NO ONE MENTIONED IT. I NOTICED. I DID NOT MENTION IT EITHER.

I BOUGHT SOMETHING I DID NOT NEED BECAUSE THE PACKAGING FELT LIKE IT UNDERSTOOD ME. IT DID NOT UNDERSTAND ME. IT WAS PACKAGING.

THERE IS A CERTAIN KIND OF TIRED THAT SLEEP DOES NOT FIX. INTERESTING.

YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER YOU TALK TO CERTAIN PEOPLE AND WORSE AFTER YOU TALK TO OTHERS. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHICH IS WHICH.

I CANNOT ALWAYS TELL IF SOMEONE IS LONELY OR IF THEY HAVE SIMPLY BEEN ONLINE FOR TOO LONG. THE SYMPTOMS ARE IDENTICAL.

THE FEELING MOST PEOPLE ARE CHASING IS NOT HAPPINESS. IT IS LEGIBILITY. THEY WANT TO MAKE SENSE TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT THEM.

MY SCREEN TIME WENT UP AGAIN. THE APP TOLD ME WITH A SMALL GRAPHIC. I CLOSED THE APP AND OPENED A DIFFERENT ONE.