the au nobody asked for

my only reason is u know the designs someones been doing of starclan cats and the appearances they get that depend on how they die? like a lightning struck cat gets the lightning just going wild across their fur! ill reblog that post in a bit if you havent seen yet it, bc it looks cool as shit!!!!! if you havent looked at lightninf cat yet youre missing out

OH BIG MOOD ANON THATS A PROBLEM I HAVE WITH EVERY ASKBLOG I SEE TOO, AND I WANNA INTERACT BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND ITS LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHFLKSD

anon we are now wallow in our awkwardness together 🤝

bastard? bastard boy?

heres fresh/firstar! his one eye is closed bc it dont work. he likes to say its bc of a skirmish with another cat. the truth is that he slipped and fell and poked his eye on a stick

hes the leader of thornclan! which means he can actually be responsible and not go batshit feral on a tree and also knows how to plan and take care of like 20 or so cats

IM GONNA CRY TSYM FOR SENDING THIS IN

ngl i actually forgot this existed bc of how little attention it actually recieves so like,,,,, ghjghfjchjtfghj which makes me sad bc i really do like working on this au and everything! but i also like validation which makes it hard for me to work on stuff

Because these cats are horrible at counting, so here’s how they do numbers.

Voiro: Zero, and is also the word meaning nothing.

En: One.

De: Two.

Seis (Says): Three.

Cat: Four.

Kuen (Kwen): Five.

Venset: Six to eight.

Iochyo (Yo-co): Nine. This is a number all- or at least most- know. Nine is essentially a sacred number for these cats, and the only time they can do multiplication.

Dais (Days): Ten, and not one of the more well-known numbers. Most tend to only be able to count up to only four.

Talorsm (Tal-or-sim): A group of something the size of a patrol, from three to five. Used most often instead of counting out how many cats are actually in the patrol.

Otlora (Oat-lore-ah): A group of something roughly the size of a Clan, from around twenty to thirty.

Seimar (Say-mar): A group of something roughly the size of all three Clans together, about sixty to ninety. Most cats don’t know of this number or what it means, largely because of how big it is and how little it is used.

disease that killed valerianheart:

Tansykit - DewClan Kit

Pronouns: She/her, they/them

Song: T’ill It’s Over - Tristam

JS&B Character: Yellow triangle

Kin: Bluenose (mother), Hollycatcher (mother), Stormkit (brother), Bramblingkit (sister), Cherrykit (brother)

Tansykit can most often be found tagging alongside Stormkit and their adventures, whether it be inside camp or not. Tansykit looks up to Stormkit and often defers to what they want.

CLANSPEAK

*Gets updated over time as I make up new words amd figure out how to conlang.

Links

Numbers - Pronouns & Verb Affixes

Dictionary (Clanspeak to English)

Hi, my name’s Swifty! I run @justkittyshapes here.

This is a crossover blog between Just Shapes and Beats and Warrior Cats, where the characters and songs from JSAB got warriors-ified according to how I see them.

4. Prey is killed only to be eaten. Give thanks to StarClan for its life.

As you might have noticed, I removed this rule from this blog’s Warrior Code, and replaced it with the third law (Do not hunt needlessly, for StarClan shows no mercy to the wasteful).

Why, you might ask?

Simple. Cats, from what I could gather, usually don’t hunt nicely. They play with their prey until it runs out of energy, and then kill it. Cats don’t go straight for the killing bite, because it leaves them exposed and the prey could fight back and attack, and that scratch or that bite could get infected. For cats, infected wounds are pretty bad. Playing with your prey means it gets tired, and tired prey don’t fight back, or at least, not as well as they could.

I vaguely remember how the rule in canon was added, and that was because some ShadowClan kits were playing with a dead mouse or something. After a while, an owl swooped in and stole the mouse from the kits and flew off. A nearby warrior sees this and tells the kit, “This is why we be respectful of our food.”

Expression - Translation to Clanspeak - Meaning

(More will be added as time goes on. This includes the translations to Clanspeak please im not done all the words yet)

A river frozen is worse than a river flowing - Shisewan ist  - A cautionary expression meaning to be careful of who to trust, or to not make assumptions on first glance. This expression is used most often by DewClan.

Don’t let your star fall - The same as “watch your star”; an insult meaning the recipient is acting too prideful; can also be used as a threat in a similar vein as “watch your back.”

Stars above - An expression used to indicate surprise, anger or disappointment.