Undead and (not) hating it

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

Did you know!?!! You can literally, for FREE, think about boobs! 🤯 like, that's a real thing you can do RIGHT NOW! Just try it for a second, amazing right?!

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

I am but a jester who lives to serve the greater goof

unrestrained winter fun

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself