life sucks, but it could be worse.

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

Fuck it up Father Julio

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭