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how to grow the fuck up

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

Ima need this eventually

same fam.

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

Andy: Booby trap? Sure I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs.

"dungeon meshi is so good because its not horny" people when Falin boobily breasts a woman's skull into the floor:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

watching this video and i didnt know that cinderella (2021) was 1. a musical movie and 2. a musical with. reused pop songs. im a little disheartened that this is a thing that exists. make up brand new cool awesome songs featuring trumpets like a man

just informed this fucking goober that not only does mamma mia count, they did NOT make the songs just for that movie

you hate me and my blissful mind of ignorance

All this is to say, I too was once a "Let people have fun" person, and then I met gay people from Portland and now I am not that person

genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.