Fenlan/Asriel

Only if we can make s'mores while in the pool

Naw. We puttin a stolen shopping cart on the fire to grill steaks.

Makin rootbeer in the bathtub and prison wine in the toilet?

The fuck kinda parties you lot throwin

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?